Friday, November 15, 2013

Fernando Torres - Reincarnated or ........... ???

Fernando Torres - after scoring the last minute winner against Man city

Fernando Torres was once one of the deadliest striker in premier league . Then he joined Chelsea for 50 million ( the most expensive Premier league player ) and his form began drop drastically . In the last two and a half seasons with chelsea he had more  downs than up in his career . He was blamed for his lack of movement throughout his chelsea career .

There is an old saying that the sun shines brighter after the clouds . This season El Nino is shining brighter than ever . Now Some might say that he had moments like these in past seasons too and then went out of form for long periods. In past seasons he has scored goals at time but his involvement and workrate was pretty low but in this one he looks like a completley different player . The way he chases the ball the way he close down , they way he shoot , his body language everything looks different . He might not be the Old Torres of Liverpool days but definitely regaining his form and confidence .


Monday, September 24, 2012

Liverpool 1-2 Manchester United Jokes ( Mark Halsey edition )


  •   I can see Ashley Young is doing a fine job teaching his teammates how to dive.. 

  • It Seems Like Webb's Days Are Over At United...As There New Signing Mark Halsey Has perfomed Great In His Debut....Halsey Has take A Major Role In Winning 2:1 Against His Rival Liverpool As He Is The Man Of The Match...

  •  Liverpool have answers for their 11 players out there but not for the twelfth man Mr - Mark Hasley . 

  • It's difficult enough playing with 10 men against 11, but it's impossible against 12.

  • Looks like Mark Halsey was graduated from 'Howard Webb's School of Refereeing' 

  • Not Sure if Liverpool v/s Man Utd or Liverpool v/s Mark Halsey 

  • Stupid Liverpool Supporters threatens Halsey by saying that they will destroy his car .
    Everyone knows he travel on Man United team Bus

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

EPL season Preview 2012/2013 (Contenders)

The best league in the world is about be kicked of in August , so lets take a look at four teams which appears to be major title contenders - Arsenal ,Chelsea , Manchester United & Manchester City . With Potential New Signings teams have caught imaginations of millions of Fans across the  world .


Arsenal might be the Dark Horse of  This Season .With  Great and experienced Signings like Podolski , Santi Cazorla Olivier Giroud Professor Wenger has got Arsenal  Fans on their Toe .The team looks good enough to end their 7 year long trophy drought . their fixtures likely to aid them since they don't have any tough matches towards the end of the season ( the usually choke at the end ) . 

Positives - Style of Play , Vermalean , Young and enthusiastic Squad . 

Negatives - RVP Saga , Weak and injury prone full Backs , average Goal Keeper . 

Prediction - 4th Or 3rd Maybe


A potential new look for Chelsea This Season . Top Class signings in the form of Hazard and Oscar the Club managed to find Young replacements for their Legendary Old Guard ( Money talks) . Chelsea look like serious contenders for title this season . But the recent loses doesn't look like a Chelsea we used to know . yup i'm serious ....four back to back  loses is not we expect from a team which is the reigning European Champions ! 

Positives - The BUS , Midfield , Petr Cech & rejuvenated Torres , New signings 

Negatives - New squad needs time to gel , Novice coach , weak back Ups for defenders + fixture congestion  

Prediction - from 7th to 2nd (depending on how quickly the team would gel ) 

Manchester United 

Manchester United is an Unpredictable team . Only thing we can predict about them is that they will be in title race till the End . The team had Lose out on a few transfer deals Like Moura & Hazard but still manage to find able replacement in the form of Kagawa . The teams performance in pre season is not that convincing to be called as title contenders . 

Positives - Sir Alex Ferguson , Rooney , Kagawa .

Negatives - Squad Strength , Weak defense especially Full backs ,

Prediction - 2nd

Manchester City

Reigning Premier League Champions looks Like the team to beat This season . Their pre season was nothing less than the standard expected by them and was followed by a breath taking performance against Chelsea in Charity Shield . They have the best squad in the league by a mile and they look like the team to win EPL again .

Positives - Squad Strength , Bench Strength , Joe Hart & Yaya Toure

Negatives - Too many cooks spoil the broth so too many game changers some times end up in playing selfish . Otherwise a near perfect squad assisted by a world class manager .

prediction - 1st ( I can see them challenging the invincible status of arsenal )
 PS - Liverpool Under Brendan Rogers Looks lively so I think Liverpool might finish in top 4 knocking out one of these teams ..most probably CHELSEA 

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Deserved Champions or Undeserved ?

So You say Bayern deserved it more than Chelsea . Well let me ask you Something .

If Cech guessed 6 penalties right and saved three of them , did  he deserve to be win Champions League o

Ashley cole made 8 important interception ( more than the whole Bayern squad . ) did he deserve the Champions league .

A team playing without their captain , their player of the year and their most influential defender on a final that too on opponents home ground still manage to come up with something . Don't they deserve it .

David Luiz and Gary Cahill players who played with hamstring injuries defended their area just like they were defending for their life , don't they deserve to be called worthy champions

18 corners wasted by Bayern , Chelsea got only one and they scored that one and you say the team who wasted 18 corners deserved it more than the team who took their only chance.

Bayern players were shooting stars and you say they deserve it more than Chelsea..Let me ask  ..why you say they deserve it that for wasting the chances they got.

Let me ask Did Chelsea Cheat , Did Chelsea get any soft penalties , Did Any of Bayern's Goal was ruled out unfairly .. Then why do you say they don't deserve it .

So you are saying the team who wasted the chances they got (even the penalty) deserved the title more than the team who took their only chance and defended their post with their life.

One doesn't Simply bet against German teams in penalties .. And if a team could beat a German in shootout that too in their home ground didn't deserve the title then no one else do ! 

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Dropping Webb Turned disastrous claims Ferguson

United Missed Their 12th man Badly last night

Sir Alex Ferguson has blamed his side’s humiliating defeat against Man City on the Premier League’s inability to field a referee who is a Man Utd fan.

Ferguson highlighted the absence of their talismanic decision maker, Howard Webb as a key factor in the outcome of the game. . Howard Webb would have gave us 2 penalties in similar cases (pointing out what Webb has done to the team in the Past against Chelsea ,Tottenham and Liverpool) .

The Referee was completely unbiased . How can he do like that . Any Referee would gave a red card to Kompany for that theatrical dive by Wayne Rooney . ( Lee Mason Against QPR ) . They were dominating possession at times why didn't he blow the whistle and award a freekick to Man United . Marriner was totally out of his mind . There were times when they made us look stupid and yet the referee’s done nothing to protect us.

The Goal should be Disallowed

                                 Sir Alex claims that the goal should be disallowed . He said that De gea is only twenty and how could someone head the ball that quick to my poor boy., Totally rapacious actions by the Man City player there . The Man City player should be send of for that . Its an absolute Disgrace . He claims that Yaya toure was too strong for his Midfielders . How could Mancini field a player of that strength in his Midfield . The result is really Unfair On us .

I tried a De Matteo And Failed
                        Sir Alex agreed his tactical failure on his match against Man City . I tried to park the bus (just like Chelsea did against Barcelona)  but then realized that Carrick is no Ramires and Rooney is no Drogba . Most Importantly De Gea is No Cech ! .

Fans View
“It doesn’t make any sense not to include Webbo.He could have turned it around for Man united " A hardcore man United supporter said this after the match . He was watching the match on TV at Pune India and was surprised by the exclusion of Howard Webb from the tie .

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Lampard Or Gerrard - Who is better ?

This is one of the toughest of questions one would ever come across ( Unless you are A Chelsea or Liverpool fan )  . Without doubt they are one of the greatest players and legends for their respective clubs . Lets take a deep analysis into the statistics of each players .

Premier League stats
Lampard Apps - 518  , Minutes played - 43975 , Goals - 149, Assists - 114  , Minutes / Goal - 297

Gerrard Apps - 375 , Minutes played - 30898 , Goals - 87, Assists - 41  , Minutes / Goal - 355

In premier League Lampard definitely holds an edge over Gerrard  having scored more goals and 3 times more assists !

Advantage - Lampard

FA CUP & Carling Cup + Community Shield

Lampard Apps - 57  , Minutes played - 4550 , Goals -  32 , Assists - 16 , Minutes / Goal - 142

Gerrard    Apps - 26  , Minutes played - 1726 , Goals -  11 , Assists - 8 , Minutes / Goal -  156

Lampard has played almost twice matches than Gerrard but has three times more goals and wo times more assists than Gerrard

Advantage - Lampard

Continental Competitions ( UCL & Europa )
Lampard Apps - 84  , Minutes played - 7101 , Goals -  21 , Assists -24 , Minutes / Goal - 338

Gerrard    Apps - 86  , Minutes played - 7227 , Goals - 25  , Assists - 15 , Minutes / Goal -  290

Gerrard has an Edge over Lampard in Continental matches but you must look on the fact that Lampard hasn't played in Europa but Gerrard has played 18 Europa league matches

Advantage - Gerrard 
Big Match Player
Gerrard is often known as big match player among these two now take a look at their statistics on high prolific opponents

Opponent 1 - Manchester United

Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 5
Gerrard  - Apps - 27 Goals - 5 , Assists - 3

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 2 - Arsenal
Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 3 ,Assists - 7
Gerrard  - Apps - 25 Goals - 5 , Assists - 4

Advantage - Gerrard 
Opponent 3 - Liverpool or Chelsea 

Lampard - Apps - 42 Goals - 8 ,Assists - 6
Gerrard  - Apps - 31 Goals - 1 , Assists - 3

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 4 - Manchester City
Lampard - Apps - 19 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 4
Gerrard  - Apps - 21 Goals - 5 , Assists - 2

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 5 - Tottenham
Lampard - Apps - 31 Goals -  9 ,Assists - 4
Gerrard  - Apps - 17 Goals - 2 , Assists - 2

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 6 - Barcelona , ACMilan , Bayern Munich , Real Madrid ,Intermilan
Lampard - Apps - 12 Goals - 6 ,Assists - 2
Gerrard  - Apps - 13 Goals - 4 , Assists - 0

Advantage - Lampard 

Lampard -   Goals - 40  ,Assists - 28
Gerrard  -  Goals - 22 , Assists - 14

Advantage - Lampard 

Even In big matches Lampard holds an advantage over So called big match player Gerrard !

You can argue as much as you want but its still a fact and stats prove that
 Lampard is better Than Gerrard  

Funny Fan Chants

# 1.  I can't win, I can't reign
I will never win this game
Without you, without you
I am lost, I am vain,
I will never be the same
Without you, without you.. Howard Webb
( Opponents fans singing at Man United fans with Howard Webb As Referee )

# 2 . 
We r not racist we just hate manc..By liverpool..and in reply ..
You are scousers you only hate city fans...( chanted during league cup semi final.. )

# 3 . 
 He's big he's red his feet stick out the bed he's Peter Crouch
             (when peter crouch was at liverpool

#4.   "I wanna go home, I wanna go hooommmmmmeeee, its fucking freezing, I wanna go home 
    ( Man city fans singing  after 5 min of injury time during a match in winter )

# 5.   Stand up if you've paid your taxes 
( Stoke fans singing at Harry Redknap )

# 6.  He's bald, he's red, he sleeps in Fergies bed. Howard Webb, Howard Webb!!
( Chelsea fans singing after 3-3 draw against United ) 

Which one is your favorite ?