tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31906084084433140552024-03-13T03:03:50.560-07:00Football Banters<a href="http://s03.flagcounter.com/more/EPJ"><img src="http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/EPJ/bg=FFFFFF/txt=000000/border=CCCCCC/columns=3/maxflags=25/viewers=Visited+the+emperor+/labels=0/" alt="free counters" border="0"></a>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-88684131397143840252013-11-15T10:48:00.002-08:002013-11-15T10:49:44.856-08:00Fernando Torres - Reincarnated or ........... ??? <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Fernando Torres was once one of the deadliest striker in premier league . Then he joined Chelsea for 50 million ( the most expensive Premier league player ) and his form began drop drastically . In the last two and a half seasons with chelsea he had more downs than up in his career . He was blamed for his lack of movement throughout his chelsea career . <br />
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There is an old saying that the sun shines brighter after the clouds . This season El Nino is shining brighter than ever . Now Some might say that he had moments like these in past seasons too and then went out of form for long periods. In past seasons he has scored goals at time but his involvement and workrate was pretty low but in this one he looks like a completley different player . The way he chases the ball the way he close down , they way he shoot , his body language everything looks different . He might not be the Old Torres of Liverpool days but definitely regaining his form and confidence . <br />
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<b>SO WHAT YOU THINK - WILL EL NINO WILL EVER BE THE PLAYER HE ONCE WAS OR ITS JUST ANOTHER ..... ?? </b><br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">It Seems Like Webb's Days Are Over At United...As There New Signing Mark Halsey Has perfomed Great In His Debut....Halsey Has take A Major Role In Winning 2:1 Against His Rival Liverpool As He Is The Man Of The Match...</span></span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">It's difficult enough playing with 10 men against 11, but it's impossible against 12.</span></span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Looks like Mark Halsey was graduated from 'Howard Webb's School of Refereeing' </span></span></span></li>
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Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-62183824220460510542012-08-14T12:30:00.002-07:002012-08-14T12:30:59.073-07:00EPL season Preview 2012/2013 (Contenders)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The best league in the world is about be kicked of in August , so lets take a look at four teams which appears to be major title contenders - Arsenal ,Chelsea , Manchester United & Manchester City . With Potential New Signings teams have caught imaginations of millions of Fans across the world .<br /><br /><b><u>Arsenal</u></b><br />
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Arsenal might be the Dark Horse of This Season .With Great and experienced Signings like <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Podolski , </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Santi Cazorla </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">& <b style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Olivier Giroud</b></span><b style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"> </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Professor Wenger has got Arsenal Fans on their Toe .The team looks good enough to end their 7 year long trophy drought . their fixtures likely to aid them since they don't have any tough matches towards the end of the season ( the usually choke at the end ) . </span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Positives - Style of Play , Vermalean , Young and enthusiastic Squad . </span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Negatives - RVP Saga , Weak and injury prone full Backs , average Goal Keeper . </span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Prediction - 4th Or 3rd Maybe<br /><br /><b><u>Chelsea</u></b></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">A potential new look for Chelsea This Season . Top Class signings in the form of Hazard and Oscar the Club managed to find Young replacements for their Legendary Old Guard ( Money talks) . Chelsea look like serious contenders for title this season . But the recent loses doesn't look like a Chelsea we used to know . yup i'm serious ....four back to back loses is not we expect from a team which is the reigning European Champions ! </span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Positives - The BUS , Midfield , Petr Cech & rejuvenated Torres , New signings </span></span><br /><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Negatives - New squad needs time to gel , Novice coach , weak back Ups for defenders + fixture </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">congestion </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Prediction - from 7th to 2nd (depending on how quickly the team would gel ) </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Manchester United is an Unpredictable team . Only thing we can predict about them is that they will be in title race till the End . The team had Lose out on a few transfer deals Like Moura & Hazard but still manage to find able replacement in the form of Kagawa . The teams performance in pre season is not that convincing to be called as title contenders . </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span></span><br />Positives - Sir Alex Ferguson , Rooney , Kagawa .<br /><br />Negatives - Squad Strength , Weak defense especially Full backs ,<br />
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Prediction - 2nd<br /><br /><b><u>Manchester City</u></b><br />
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<b><u></u></b>Reigning Premier League Champions looks Like the team to beat This season . Their pre season was nothing less than the standard expected by them and was followed by a breath taking performance against Chelsea in Charity Shield . They have the best squad in the league by a mile and they look like the team to win EPL again .<br /><br />Positives - Squad Strength , Bench Strength , Joe Hart & Yaya Toure<br /><br />Negatives - Too many cooks spoil the broth so too many game changers some times end up in playing selfish . Otherwise a near perfect squad assisted by a world class manager .<br /><br />prediction - 1st ( I can see them challenging the invincible status of arsenal )<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"> </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><i> PS - Liverpool Under Brendan Rogers Looks lively so I think Liverpool might finish in top 4 knocking out one of these teams ..most probably CHELSEA </i></span></span><br />
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Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-85404788898276523192012-05-20T07:35:00.002-07:002012-05-20T07:35:24.946-07:00Deserved Champions or Undeserved ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br />So You say Bayern deserved it more than Chelsea . Well let me ask you Something .<br /><br />If Cech guessed 6 penalties right and saved three of them , did he deserve to be win Champions League o<br />
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Ashley cole made 8 important interception ( more than the whole Bayern squad . ) did he deserve the Champions league .<br /><br />A team playing without their captain , their player of the year and their most influential defender on a final that too on opponents home ground still manage to come up with something . Don't they deserve it .<br /><br />David Luiz and Gary Cahill players who played with hamstring injuries defended their area just like they were defending for their life , don't they deserve to be called worthy champions<br /><br />18 corners wasted by Bayern , Chelsea got only one and they scored that one and you say the team who wasted 18 corners deserved it more than the team who took their only chance.<br /><br />Bayern players were shooting stars and you say they deserve it more than Chelsea..Let me ask ..why you say they deserve it ...is that for wasting the chances they got.<br /><br />Let me ask Did Chelsea Cheat , Did Chelsea get any soft penalties , Did Any of Bayern's Goal was ruled out unfairly .. Then why do you say they don't deserve it .<br /><br />So you are saying the team who wasted the chances they got (even the penalty) deserved the title more than the team who took their only chance and defended their post with their life.<br /><br /><i>One doesn't Simply bet against German teams in penalties .. And if a team could beat a German in shootout that too in their home ground didn't deserve the title then no one else do ! </i><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-2413654273608141592012-05-01T05:05:00.000-07:002012-05-01T05:05:18.987-07:00Dropping Webb Turned disastrous claims Ferguson<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Sir Alex Ferguson has blamed his side’s humiliating defeat against Man City on the Premier League’s inability to field a referee who is a
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<span style="font-size: small;"><br />Ferguson highlighted the absence of their talismanic decision maker, Howard Webb as a key factor in the outcome of the game. . Howard Webb would have gave us 2 penalties in similar cases (pointing out what Webb has done to the team in the Past against Chelsea ,Tottenham and Liverpool) .<br /><br />The Referee was completely unbiased . How can he do like that . Any Referee would gave a red card to Kompany for that theatrical dive by Wayne Rooney . ( Lee Mason Against QPR ) . They were dominating possession at times why didn't he blow the whistle and award a freekick to Man United . Marriner was totally out of his mind . There were times when they made us look stupid and yet the referee’s done nothing to protect us.<br /><br /><b>The Goal should be Disallowed </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"> Sir Alex claims that the goal should be disallowed . He said that De gea is only twenty and how could someone head the ball that quick to my poor boy., Totally rapacious actions by the Man City player there . The Man City player should be send of for that . Its an absolute Disgrace . He claims that Yaya toure was too strong for his Midfielders . How could Mancini field a player of that strength in his Midfield . The result is really Unfair On us . <br /><br /><b>I tried a De Matteo And Failed </b><br /> Sir Alex agreed his tactical failure on his match against Man City . I tried to park the bus (just like Chelsea did against Barcelona) but then realized that Carrick is no Ramires and Rooney is no Drogba . Most Importantly De Gea is No Cech ! . <br /><br /><b>Fans View <br /></b>“It doesn’t make any sense not to include Webbo.He could have turned it around for Man united " A hardcore man United supporter said this after the match . He was watching the match on TV at Pune India and was surprised by the exclusion of Howard Webb from the tie . </span><br />
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<br /></div>Nishadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06342693309458335992noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-90269354941244467252012-04-03T12:41:00.000-07:002012-04-03T12:43:14.524-07:00Lampard Or Gerrard - Who is better ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This is one of the toughest of questions one would ever come across ( Unless you are A Chelsea or Liverpool fan ) . Without doubt they are one of the greatest players and legends for their respective clubs . Lets take a deep analysis into the statistics of each players .<br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: large;">Premier League stats</span></u></b><br />
<b>Lampard </b>Apps - 518 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 43975 , </span>Goals - 149, Assists - 114 , Minutes / Goal - 297 <br />
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<b>Gerrard </b>Apps - 375 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 30898 , </span>Goals - 87, Assists - 41 , Minutes / Goal - 355<br />
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In premier League Lampard definitely holds an edge over Gerrard having scored more goals and 3 times more assists !<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard</i><br />
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<u style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">FA CUP & Carling Cup + Community Shield</u><br />
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<b>Lampard </b>Apps - 57 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 4550 , </span>Goals - 32 , Assists - 16 , Minutes / Goal - 142 <br />
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<b>Gerrard </b>Apps - 26 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 1726 , </span>Goals - 11 , Assists - 8 , Minutes / Goal - 156<br />
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Lampard has played almost twice matches than Gerrard but has three times more goals and wo times more assists than Gerrard<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard</i><br />
<b><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><u>Continental Competitions ( UCL & Europa )</u></span></b><b>Lampard </b>Apps - 84 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 7101 , </span>Goals - 21 , Assists -24 , Minutes / Goal - 338<br />
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<b>Gerrard </b>Apps - 86 , <span style="text-align: right;">Minutes played - 7227 , </span>Goals - 25 , Assists - 15 , Minutes / Goal - 290<br />
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Gerrard has an Edge over Lampard in Continental matches but you must look on the fact that Lampard hasn't played in Europa but Gerrard has played 18 Europa league matches<br />
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<i>Advantage - Gerrard </i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><u>Big Match Player</u></b></span><br />
Gerrard is often known as big match player among these two now take a look at their statistics on high prolific opponents<br />
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<b style="text-decoration: underline;">Opponent 1 - Manchester United</b><br />
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Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 5<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 27 Goals - 5 , Assists - 3<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
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<b><u>Opponent 2 - Arsenal</u></b><br />
Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 3 ,Assists - 7<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 25 Goals - 5 , Assists - 4<br />
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<i>Advantage - Gerrard </i><br />
<b><u>Opponent 3 - Liverpool or Chelsea </u></b><br />
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Lampard - Apps - 42 Goals - 8 ,Assists - 6<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 31 Goals - 1 , Assists - 3<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
<b><u><br />Opponent 4 - Manchester City</u></b>Lampard - Apps - 19 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 4<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 21 Goals - 5 , Assists - 2<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
<b><u><br />Opponent 5 - Tottenham</u></b>Lampard - Apps - 31 Goals - 9 ,Assists - 4<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 17 Goals - 2 , Assists - 2<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
<b><u><br />Opponent 6 - Barcelona , ACMilan , Bayern Munich , Real Madrid ,Intermilan</u></b>Lampard - Apps - 12 Goals - 6 ,Assists - 2<br />
Gerrard - Apps - 13 Goals - 4 , Assists - 0<br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
<b><u><br />Overall</u></b>Lampard - Goals - 40 ,Assists - 28<br />
Gerrard - Goals - 22 , Assists - 14 <br />
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<i>Advantage - Lampard </i><br />
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Even In big matches Lampard holds an advantage over So called big match player Gerrard !<br />
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<b><i>You can argue as much as you want but its still a fact and stats prove that</i></b></div>
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<b><i> Lampard </i></b><b><i>is better Than Gerrard </i></b> </div>
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<br /></div>Nishadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06342693309458335992noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-49094096926125519842012-04-03T02:20:00.000-07:002012-04-03T02:20:04.320-07:00Funny Fan Chants<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"># 1. <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">I can't win, I can't reign</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">I will never win this game</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Without you, without you</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">I am lost, I am vain,</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">I will never be the same</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Without you, without you.. Howard Webb<br />( Opponents fans singing at Man United fans with Howard Webb As Referee )<br /><br /><br /># 2 . </span>
<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">We r not racist we just hate manc..By liverpool..and in reply ..</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">You are scousers you only hate work..by city fans...( chanted during league cup semi final..</span> )<br /><br /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"><br /># 3 . </span>
<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text" style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">He's big he's red his feet stick out the bed he's Peter Crouch <br /> (when peter crouch was at liverpool</span> )<br /><br />#4.
<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">"I wanna go home, I wanna go hooommmmmmeeee, its fucking freezing, I wanna go home</span> <br /> ( Man city fans singing after 5 min of injury time during a match in winter )<br /><br /><br /># 5.
<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> </span><span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text" style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Stand up if you've paid your taxes</span> <br />( Stoke fans singing at Harry Redknap )<br /><br /><br /># 6.
<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">He's bald, he's red, he sleeps in Fergies bed. Howard Webb, Howard Webb!!</span></span></span><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><span style="background-color: white;">( Chelsea fans singing after 3-3 draw against United ) </span></span></span><br /><i><b><br /></b></i></span><div>
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<i style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Which one is your favorite ? </b></i></div>
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</div>Nishadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06342693309458335992noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-54322894619419611262012-04-02T10:28:00.000-07:002012-04-02T10:28:46.816-07:00Andy Carroll Jokes (Part 2)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"># <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Rumour has it that Andy Carroll’s </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">girlfriend locked him out of their home </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">last night. She </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">painted a goal over the door & he </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">couldn’t get in.</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> Kenny to Officer: ”I need you </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">to arrest Andy Carroll, he’s </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">useless!”</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">“On what grounds?”</span><br style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;" /><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">-”All of them!”</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> Andy Carroll’s Text to Fernando </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Torres after the Chelsea-Aston Villa </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> game (Leaked):<br />
”I thought </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">we were friends.” :-(</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> The FA have brought in a new </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">ruling. Anyone found passing to </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Andy Carroll will automatically </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">receive a yellow card for time </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">wasting.</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> Liverpool have offered to sell </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Andy Carroll back to Newcastle</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Utd for free. Newcastle have </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">reported Liverpool for </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">threatening behaviour.</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Andy Carroll has turned down </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">being the new face of L’Oreal </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">hair products as everyone burst </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">into fits of laughter everytime he </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">uttered the words “Because I’m </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">Worth It!”</span><br />
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# <span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;"> Reports indicate Muamba can </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">breathe unassisted, recognise </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">people and regained control of </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">his limbs. Liverpool have offered </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 12px;">a swap deal for Andy Carroll.</span> </span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><i>Best of the best </i></div><i><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>" I intended to walk in to the bench ( Andy Carroll defends himself after walking out through the tunnel ) " </i></div></i><br />
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</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com62tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-91862858047247349802012-03-28T10:22:00.001-07:002012-03-28T10:24:54.006-07:00Why Manchester United Fans are the most Hated ones in the world<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_mU34RY79qdUzHIra-fh6A4oK7kg8hTP8cftq_DgjYUvLyN7hGfzgwCQ-QFp4r5GkWQ_rcC0iNP7y39acJ4olYEmFdAidkaj5syumScrr1qpwkKioPGtWHc26muqBwtIXHv8VpjDRWjw/s1600/300px-W_Rooney5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="333" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_mU34RY79qdUzHIra-fh6A4oK7kg8hTP8cftq_DgjYUvLyN7hGfzgwCQ-QFp4r5GkWQ_rcC0iNP7y39acJ4olYEmFdAidkaj5syumScrr1qpwkKioPGtWHc26muqBwtIXHv8VpjDRWjw/s400/300px-W_Rooney5.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i># David Luiz is a shit Defender </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i> That's why Barcelona is offering 35 Million for him .<i> </i>If you call Luiz shit what will you Call Evans , Evra and Ferdinand </span><br />
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<i># John Terry Sleeps with his team mates wife so he is not a Legend .</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>What about Ryan giggs you morons . </span><br />
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<i># Ferdinand is Better Than John Terry .</i></span><br />
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</i> Bitch Please Terry has been selected as UEFA defender of the year 3 times which isn't bettered by None </span><br />
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<i># Suarez hasn't shaked hands with Evra he should be sold </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>What about those United players who refused to shake hands with Viera in the past . </span><br />
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<i># Suarez is a Diver </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>Rooney has been booked 4 times for diving , Nani has been booked 6 times , Chicharito has been booked 4 times & Suarez has been booked ...never ..and ya its a true fact . </span><br />
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<i># Balotelli has been extremely disrespectful </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>If Evra can celebrate Infront of Suarez why can't Balotelli </span><br />
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<i># Cristiano Ronaldo Better than Messi </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>Bitch Please !!!!!!!!!!!!! </span><br />
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<i># Arsenal FC = RVP FC </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i>If Arsenal is one man team what about Man United . Take a look at Rooney and his goals and talk you bitches .<br />
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And finally when they are out of answers </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><i> # "Haters hate !! ur hate makes us stronger !! " #</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><i><br />
</i></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">For united fans information we dont care if u have more trophies than others or if u took take shit in the morning.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">first learn to respect other teams !!</span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">Even ur united team would be embarrassed if they know that idiots like u support their team !! </span></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><br />
"Give respect and take respect "!!</span></span><br />
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</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-91279463261360690202012-03-08T01:52:00.000-08:002012-03-08T01:52:54.797-08:00Apple products - Football Jokes !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpEiv8_QzsVJwqpe_zf9C8I2iFlEa3HUTn1dxJQOK3qNYZzLTpmCDaf4ZeABawgTsTsLXeCpbAcsjgVeM7LgsizTsHLqQsxx-6YEz6mRkH0HxivkKOA34Z7BT6JgIONdm0Ld3HxukL8HM/s1600/5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="356" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpEiv8_QzsVJwqpe_zf9C8I2iFlEa3HUTn1dxJQOK3qNYZzLTpmCDaf4ZeABawgTsTsLXeCpbAcsjgVeM7LgsizTsHLqQsxx-6YEz6mRkH0HxivkKOA34Z7BT6JgIONdm0Ld3HxukL8HM/s400/5.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;">Apple announce </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;">varieties</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"> of new Tablets </span></div><span style="background-color: white;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"><br />
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</span></div><span style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 12px;"><div style="text-align: center;"> Fernando Torres tablet - iMissed</div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Abramovich Tablet - iSacked</b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Mario Balotelli Tablet - iMad</b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Joey Barton Tablet - iBad </b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Patrice Evra Tablet - iCunt </b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Luiz Suarez Tablet - iDive</b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>John Terry Tablet - iSlip</b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Andre Villas Boas Tablet - iCircus </b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Van Persie Tablet - iScore </b></div></b><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Steve Kean Tablet - iStay </b></div></b><br />
<i><span style="color: #cccccc;">PS : David De Gea Tablet - iCatch has been removed from market since it doesn't catch anything .</span><span style="color: #d0e0e3;"> </span></i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"># Rule 1 - Any contact with Man Utd players inside the box is a penalty<br />
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# Rule 2 - Any Player who scores against man Utd will be banned for 3 matches since it cause psychological abuse to Man Utd Captain Patrice Evra<br />
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# Rule 3 - Chelsea and Newcastle should change the color of their kits since black color will cause Man Utd players a distraction </span><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"># Rule 4 - Opponents players will get a yellow card for penalty appeals against Man Utd .<br />
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# Rule 5 - Man Utd players can Handle the ball . </span></div><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"># Rule 6 - Man Utd Goalkeepers can touch the ball with their hand anywhere on the field (Irrespective of Inside or outside the box)<br />
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# Rule 7 - Howard Webb be the referee for all Man Utd Matches<br />
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# Rule 8 - Players have to request Man Utd players for giving the ball . Any Tackle or Push on Man Utd players will result in straight red<br />
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# Rule 9 - Blackburn should change their name to stay in the league . The word black in their is causing a distraction to United players<br />
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# Rule 10 - Any player dribbling past Evra will be accused for racist allegations !!<br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">" Any Team still managing to beat Man utd will be relegated since everyone know its impossible to beat Man Utd without cheating & yeah additional 35 points will be awarded to Man Utd every season becoz of their fair play " </span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">1. The Devils Reject- Andy Carroll & Fernando Torres</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">2. A Beautiful Mind- Arsene Wenger</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 14px;"><br />
3. Ice Age 3: Return of The Dinosaurs- Stoke City FC<br />
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4. Bride Wars- Suarez & Evra<br />
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5. The Terminator- Thomas Vermaelen<br />
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6. Diving With Sharks- Sergio Busquets<br />
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7. Planet of The Apes- Gareth Bale<br />
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8. The Specialist- Dennis Bergkamp<br />
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9. Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King- Thierry Henry & Scholes<br />
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10. Slum dog Millionaire- Samir Nasri<br />
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11. Catch Me If You Can- Theo Walcott<br />
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12.Scarface- Carlos Tevez & Frank Ribery<br />
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13. My Boss' Daughter- Sergio Aguero<br />
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14. Top Gun- RVP<br />
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15. Stuart Little- Andre Arshavin<br />
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16. Chamber of Secrets- Alex Oxlade Chamberlain<br />
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17. Shrek - Rooney </span></span></div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-78149385737362732022012-02-09T04:25:00.000-08:002012-02-09T04:38:42.649-08:00MANU v/s LIVERPOOL : Five Incidents which are most likely to happen<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnB8Dn9fD6hglheqUbXwKpQBQFzsEoIzDrjWPYI2LuY7HL5GavD2dYYl1a_BrO1_wQs4cpmfweT4uqDlAzY4StPw1cpE9ZgBEVS9Er_Hl0ATxQ6DRiyA4tjwQluWjGbTVPAz3h83KtNuE/s1600/777561-chris-foy-and-jose-bosingwa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnB8Dn9fD6hglheqUbXwKpQBQFzsEoIzDrjWPYI2LuY7HL5GavD2dYYl1a_BrO1_wQs4cpmfweT4uqDlAzY4StPw1cpE9ZgBEVS9Er_Hl0ATxQ6DRiyA4tjwQluWjGbTVPAz3h83KtNuE/s400/777561-chris-foy-and-jose-bosingwa.jpg" width="400" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>1 . Welbeck will fall down on pitch atleast 10 times </b></div> This Man United lad is physically handicapped and is so weak that he cant stay on his feet for more than 10 minutes . No physical contact is needed for him to fell down . Dont call him a diver he fells down bcoz of trap holes in opponents box which is invisible to others . <br />
<i>(50 % of Man Utd penalties this year is awarded for a foul on welbeck # fact ) </i><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>2. Goal to Suarez or Rooney </b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b> </b> Either Rooney or Suarez or may be both of them has a chance to find the back of the net . Two lads will be on their inspired best tomorrow . Controversies make them sharp . </div><br />
<b>3. A goal keeping blunder </b><br />
Pepe Reina and David De gea well well well both of them known for their blunders . Do I need to say more !!!! <br />
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4. Referee Mistakes </b><br />
Phil Dowd will be officiating the match and high profile matches are likely to be filled with refereeing blunders . Trust me that blunder might be helping Manchester United .<br />
<i>( 95 % refereeing blunders in matches relating Man Utd goes in favor to the Red Devils. Dont know why ??? Well played or WELL PAID # fact ) </i><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>5. Controversies </b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"> This is not a surprise most of the matches between Man United and Liverpool ends in high controversies . Man Utd might get another referee as their legend or Liverpool might get another victim . </div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><u>Most probable After match reactions</u></b><br />
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<i>If man Utd win the match <br />
Kenny Daglish " Its always hard to play 11 against 12 and get a result " <br />
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Sir Alex " Its impossible to defeat Liverpool without Vidic , Nani And Howard Webb " </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Four teams are fighting for that all important UCL spot - Chelsea , NewCastle , Liverpool and Arsenal Lets see who has the highest Chance for finishing in that spot .</span></span><br />
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<b> Negative- absence of Steven Taylor , strength of squad</b><br />
Steven Taylor will certainly be missed . They dont have a very big squad to cope up with the Big Guns . One or two injuries their hope are done<br />
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<i>Verdict - Newcastle has the least chance of finishing in that top 4 position . Their squad strength will be an Issue .<br />
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The return of Steven Gerrard and Luiz suarez could be vital for Liverpool chances for finishing in top four. Only Man City (among top 4) had defeated Liverpool this year . they won 2 against Chelsea , 1 against Arsenal , 1 against Man Utd , 1 against City . This is the form that a team need to be in top four get vital points against rivals . </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: black; font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<i>Verdict - 6th place + League cup</i><br />
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<b>Postives - RVP , Gervinho , Oxlade Chamberlien</b><br />
RVP is on his career best form in Arsenal , The return of Gervinho from ANC is going to have a great effect on this team . and finally Oxlade Chamberlien . Like Arsene wenger has predicted before 2012 is going to Ox year , early signs shows that this prediction is going to be strong .<br />
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Negative - Inconsistent form and lack of luck</b><br />
Their inconsistent form, will win 7-1 today and lose 8-2 tomorrow , their season is like that . and spring isn't the good time for Arsenal , League leaders at this time last year and finished 4th at the end of the season .<br />
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Verdict - 5th or 4th (Depends upon the form of RVP and Ox )</i><br />
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<b><u>Chelsea</u></b><br />
<b>Positives - Return of Essien , Juan Mata , return of Drogba , Spring season</b><br />
Drogba's return from ANC could be a vital factor in Chelsea's UCL spot . This 33yr old striker's performance in ANC proves that there is still some fire left in him . Chelsea really had missed a player like Michael Essien through out the season . This box to box Midfielder could be vital . The inspiring form of Juan Mata probably the signing of the season , Spring always favours Chelsea were in a similar position last year still manage to bounce back and finish second .<br />
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<b>Negative - Dead weight , AVB </b></span><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;">,Torres & Poor Conversion rate </span></b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />
Lack of efficient striker is affecting Chelsea badly . Chelsea and Manchester city have highest number of chances created and has the highest ball possession .<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
when it come to percentage of chances converted they are sitting in 13th . Torres form has to improve drastically . and Sturridge should know when to pass the ball . Likes of Malouda are doing good than bad . They could have played better with 10 men than having him as 11th one .<br />
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<i>Verdict - 4th or 5th (Depends on Drogba's form and AVB's courage to bench important players)</i></span> <br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i># Interesting fact - Not even a single goal is scored by Chelsea strikers in 2012 still they are unbeaten this year . </i></span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">► Man Utd XI against Chelsea - De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Ferdinand, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Young, Welbeck,HOWARD WEBB, Rooney.</span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Howard webb would be awarded captains armband for Man Utd in their match against Chelsea </span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Howard webb vowed Old trafford faithful that he would be back to his top form again. He is set to start for Man Utd in their match against Chelsea</span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">now i understood why manu didnt buy so many players.....actualy they paid too much for referee</span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">That cheeky halftime BJ that Fergie gave Howard Webb definitely paid off"- Mario Balotelli</span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Arsenal Fans: We Don't Need Batman, We Have Robin</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Man United Fans: We Don't Need Spiderman, We Have Webb</span><br />
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# <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 14px;">" I was thinking of taking the penalty myself, but it's a team game after all" - Howard Webb</span></span><br />
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# Stupid <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Chelsea fans threatening to trash Howard Webb's car. Dont they know he travels on the United team bus</span> </span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><u><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Now the biggest joke of all </span></u></div><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We deserved two more penalties - Alex Ferguson </span></div><br />
</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-39696615709800659502012-01-28T12:00:00.000-08:002012-01-28T12:00:39.202-08:00Liverpool 2-1 Man United - JOKES<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Dirk Kyut celebrating after scoring the winning goal against Man Utd </span></b></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"># <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">I would rather have a lampost in goal than having De Gea Under it - Alex Ferguson<br />
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# </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">KENNY , Wenger , Fergie , Redknapp and Boas sitting in a pub .Wenger goes and buys the first round of drinks , Boas second , Redknapp 3rd , Fergie 4th and Kenny buys the next but fergie complains "Where's mine ?!" kenny replies "Sorry Pal, this is the 5th round and your not in it "...<br />
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# </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">BREAKING NEWS: Dirk Kuyt is going to be suspended for 15 games for psychologically abusing Patrice Evra by scoring against his team<br />
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# </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Man Utd Fans slams Alex Ferguson for resting his key players in their match against Liverpool . Absence of Howard Webb and Chris foy was clearly visible through out the tie .<br />
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# </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Panasonic LED 11256 Euros</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Extra comfort Cushion 1346Euros </span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Watching Man Utd losing due to Evra's Mistake ~ priceless<br />
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# </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">Its always tough to Visit Anfeild without Rooney, Nani and Chris Foy . </span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">( Alex Ferguson after Liverpool defeat )<br />
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# </span> </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The FA cup Match b/w Liverpool and Manchester United has been switched to Old Trafford due to a request from referee Howard Webb who said it was the only venue where he could ensure fairplay and get away with it </span><br />
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</span></div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-2228702455525966382012-01-27T11:08:00.000-08:002012-01-27T11:08:06.539-08:00A Competition - Manchester United Fans Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Default Champions since 1992 </span></b></td></tr>
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</span></h2><h3 style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?</span></span></h3><h3 style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: small;">DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?</span></h3><h3 style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER UNITED</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">* YOU COULD WIN *</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, 'S' registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design Manchester United shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of Manchester United programmes from the games that you have attended. Both will be sent in the same envelope.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: ...................................................................... ......................................................................</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">Name: ...........................</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">Address: ........................ ........................ ........................</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">Age:....... Mental Age:.......</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">As this page is about Manchester United and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;"><i style="font-weight: normal;">PS : I found it another page . I didn't own anything . Just sharing it with my readers </i></span></span></h3></div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-77672869126780171852012-01-26T00:48:00.000-08:002012-01-26T00:48:38.831-08:00EPL Top 7 Banter jokes of 2011<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifFSOrQgdxVLy-YdyXXyFzB8_MemIaY3SOHsmorPP7LiXHzOQ_e5bA0yOARR05FEqBzaJxvcIhXHhl1S29ouV2ZJphSQrk0-Qe0iqjPSbkbZl67-G3sMXfxnGuMryw5RfjG0vc0-BseGQ/s1600/61.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifFSOrQgdxVLy-YdyXXyFzB8_MemIaY3SOHsmorPP7LiXHzOQ_e5bA0yOARR05FEqBzaJxvcIhXHhl1S29ouV2ZJphSQrk0-Qe0iqjPSbkbZl67-G3sMXfxnGuMryw5RfjG0vc0-BseGQ/s400/61.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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1. A police man found a guy climbing the walls of old trafford . . He caught him and send him back o watch the whole match .<br />
( After man United (1-6 )defeat to mancity )<br />
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2. Hello AVB what's the MATA ? you guys look TERRYfived<br />
( After 5-3 defeat of Chelsea against arsenal )<br />
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3. I really 8 2 be an arsenal fan now<br />
(after 8-2 defeat of arsenal against man utd )<br />
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4. Dad - Man United knocked out by Barcelona again<br />
Son - its Basel !<br />
(after man United exit at UCL )<br />
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5 . WE lost bcoz The name BLACKburn offended and distracted us . The whole team is a racist - Evra<br />
(after man Uniteds defeat against blackburn )<br />
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6. My Computer has David De Gea virus . It doesn't save anything<br />
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7. Who needs a theater of dreams when we have a crystal palace !<br />
(after United's defeat against Crystal palace )<br />
</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-24655351313587455972012-01-20T22:08:00.000-08:002012-01-20T22:08:11.430-08:00English Premier League : Worst XI of 2011<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgcIBA6Q4YZIhXS7lOwAq9V5rif5Cq3En70K83VCFPDHLkPeHe5Drv38RpVE8Yv3VlXAqzUvVpxgEDxHHYqknktJOvlXHZIeKPSWMLuRvZQgq7KZS15tZwBkpEQXjQUEEgepEZluvKafg/s1600/PL+logo+lion+hearted.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgcIBA6Q4YZIhXS7lOwAq9V5rif5Cq3En70K83VCFPDHLkPeHe5Drv38RpVE8Yv3VlXAqzUvVpxgEDxHHYqknktJOvlXHZIeKPSWMLuRvZQgq7KZS15tZwBkpEQXjQUEEgepEZluvKafg/s400/PL+logo+lion+hearted.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">1. <b>De Gea ( Goal Keeper ) </b>- He might be young but he failed to deliver according to his reputation .<br />
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2. <b>Jose Bosingwa ( Right Back )</b> - He might be good at attacking but he is never a good a defender . His team Chelsea had only 2 clean sheet while he is playing .<br />
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3.<b> Johnny Evans ( Center back ) </b>- He is a disaster for most part of the season . His sending off against city was just a glimpse of rather poor season from this Irish man .<br />
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4. <b>David luiz ( center back )</b> - His Lapse of concentration is a major blow for Chelsea , Almost got sent off against Newcastle, Gifted a penalty for QPR and so many more .<br />
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5. <b>Santos ( left Back )</b> - Another version of Bosingwa - too good at attacking too bad at defending </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">6. <b>Stewart Downing ( AML )</b> - 0 assists and 0 goals is not what Liverpool wants from their first team left winger . </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">7. <b>Arshavin ( AMC )</b> - Once a world class player . now a fringe player . The least said the more better .<br />
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8. <b>Anderson (MC)</b> - Stepped into the shoes of Paul Scholes and failed miserably. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">9. <b>John obi Mikel (DMC)</b> - Once a first team player now in the bench and soon out of the team .<br />
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10. <b>Theo Walcott (AMR)</b>- Inconsistency is the problem. plays like a champ one day and simply lurk around the other .<br />
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11. <b>Andy Carroll (STC)</b>- 2 EPL goals and 0 assists for 35 Million . Do I need to say more ? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-56211847668790871822012-01-17T04:53:00.000-08:002012-01-17T04:53:43.034-08:00Andy Carroll or Fernando Torres . Which one is the real waste of money ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Both of them Failed to perform as per their price tag</span></b></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">In 41 appearances for Chelsea (13 as sub) Fernando Torres had scored 5 goals . Andy Carroll has got 6 goals for Liverpool (33 apps) . But 3 out of six goals of Andy Carroll came against low profile oppositions .</span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Torres has 10 assists for Chelsea where as Carroll has none.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Chelsea paid 50 million for pricing out Nando from Liverpool . Torres performance for Chelsea was a real let down 5 goals &10 assists is not what Chelsea fans expecting from this former Ballon d'or runner up . The good thing is Torres still have the backing of Chelsea fans . But in Andy Carroll's case the scene is different . 35 million paid for a player ( ya he is young ) 6 goals and 0 assists which shows exactly how poor Carroll was for Liverpool. Even the Liverpool fans were frustrated with his performance for the team .</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Financially Which deal is better </span></b><br />
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Torres deal of 50 M financially helped Chelsea a lot . Torres is the name that most number of Chelsea fans request in their Replica shirts . Where as Liverpool took a bloody gamble on signing Carroll . 35 million for a player who has a premier division experience of just 6 months. That gamble failed badly financially and performance wise . Torres deal helped to boost Chelsea's merchandising anot just in Asia but all across Asia. Sources show that the merchandising index between Torres and Carroll is 240 x . ie. 240 Torres replica kit / One Carrol replica kit so far world wide . Chelsea got almost 48% of the money they invested on Torres within one year . <br />
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<b>Conclusion<br />
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Torres deal was the better deal among these two . ( Its an under statement ) </b></span><br />
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</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-60228606584629222152012-01-13T05:01:00.000-08:002012-01-13T05:01:10.146-08:00Football Joke - Part 8 ( Liverpool 1 - 6 Man Utd )<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg81A5bKyaGSi5tNQ9Hvg49UcuyYtA34De3VyMEPn5ZohxNTqtaarqmPH1hmDprE7DdkWN2Q4dhkDyvoQ_Gx96eloV9H-9ntIJsslmxT-WuclHN9ANHXfQetA63w3apWY3oqckUbpE7y_M/s1600/crying-foul.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg81A5bKyaGSi5tNQ9Hvg49UcuyYtA34De3VyMEPn5ZohxNTqtaarqmPH1hmDprE7DdkWN2Q4dhkDyvoQ_Gx96eloV9H-9ntIJsslmxT-WuclHN9ANHXfQetA63w3apWY3oqckUbpE7y_M/s400/crying-foul.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Manchester United's march towards the Premiership title continued today with a stunning display at Old Trafford. The Super Reds went ahead just before the kick-off when Giggs was sent away down the left wing. </span><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b style="background-color: white;">His cross was handled on the half way line by a Liverpool defender and a penalty was awarded for this cynical foul</b><span style="background-color: white;">. Wayne Rooney stepped up to slot the ball home for United's 33rd penalty of the season. It was no more than United deserved. </span><br />
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</span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">The 15th minute saw the <b>Super-Smashing Reds go two up after Steven Gerrard was penalised for coughing just outside the area</b>. Luis Nani's resultant free kick was slightly miss-hit, but even if the <b>keeper was not being pinned to the floor by Phil Jones, he would not have saved it</b>. 2-0. It was no more than United deserved. </span> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">The 21st minute saw more trouble for Liverpool when <b>Steven Gerrard was sent-off for enquiring about the referee's Man United shirt</b>. However two minutes after the interval Liverpool struck back after an amazing piece of good fortune. The referee's assistant could only parry Maxi Rodriguz' shot and Luiz Suarez thumped the ball home. <b>Confusion reigned for 10 minutes as the entire Manchester United squad surrounded the referee, arguing that the referee's assistant had been fouled 15 minutes earlier.</b> The referee grudgingly had to give the goal even though he racked his brain for a reason to disallow it. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />
</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Alex Ferguson was furious and rushed down from his seat in the stand to the dugout, Fortunately, things settled down again as Hernandez took a long-range shot, <b>which deflected off the corner flag but had clearly crossed the line</b>, 3-1. It was no more than United deserved. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />
</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Wayne Rooney slotted home number 4 from the penalty spot after Agger went down with a broken leg. Fortunately Valencia was nearby when it happened and, after running 50 yards, he was able to bring the incident to the referee's attention. Unfazed by Aggers's cynical tactics, protruding bone and spraying blood, the referee sent him off for diving (and time wasting) and awarded United the penalty. <b>Ryan Giggs cheekily chipped the ball over the keeper and the crossbar, but the referee decided that it was a goal, because based on past records, Ryan Giggs rarely missed. </b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b><br />
</b></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">When the final whistle went after 33 minutes of injury time, Liverpool traipsed off with their heads low, having been taught a footballing lesson by what is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen. <b>As the losers hit the showers, a superb flowing movement by United culminated with a fine diving header by Alex Ferguson </b></span><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b>and it was 5-1. However the referee decided that it was such a good goal, it should count double. </b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white;"><b><br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /></b><br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">6-1 then - and it was no more than United deserved.</span></span> </div><br />
</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-46640155848771347012012-01-11T22:08:00.000-08:002012-01-11T22:08:24.837-08:00Football Jokes ~ Part 7 ( Andy Carroll edition )<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyn0OmGOHLwWYmvpMc2Zhf5k5KUvx7n8Y0PMARGWJ1LgbjYTQIDDYrsyEDblL_oNazTEcRNmgrFAZJpGoe1gmxA7pgzzDHRk5R2n-syVUolOcvBCZ_SJK1muvQvUn4R8UH-YwKtWWS3mw/s1600/Andy-Carroll.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyn0OmGOHLwWYmvpMc2Zhf5k5KUvx7n8Y0PMARGWJ1LgbjYTQIDDYrsyEDblL_oNazTEcRNmgrFAZJpGoe1gmxA7pgzzDHRk5R2n-syVUolOcvBCZ_SJK1muvQvUn4R8UH-YwKtWWS3mw/s1600/Andy-Carroll.jpg" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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# </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Andy Carroll scores a hatrick ."</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">"You crafty Human!" said the fairy.</span><br />
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2. FIFA 12 achievement Unlocked ~ stay on feet with Suarez</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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4. FIFA 12 achievement Unlocked ~ Score a goal with Carrol ( Professional)<br />
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# Torres mode - Strikers cant score a goal</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Binanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574190548359455281noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190608408443314055.post-59756664723199265202012-01-09T05:15:00.000-08:002012-01-09T05:15:25.076-08:00Chris Foy - A Disgrace or Another Webb in making<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAVetTF49pnUE9FwsLV3T85pD_JT3YaN9H1iVSfysqGk1jvoz-Is9Sk2uNRrdjyj0XeKbdVx1n76dHsH3USRTKk7WbX9i3ixWF5YAVAVYqZfqvqX2e87h5biGxk8ibmnj_YMd7tSRqN6Q/s1600/Foy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAVetTF49pnUE9FwsLV3T85pD_JT3YaN9H1iVSfysqGk1jvoz-Is9Sk2uNRrdjyj0XeKbdVx1n76dHsH3USRTKk7WbX9i3ixWF5YAVAVYqZfqvqX2e87h5biGxk8ibmnj_YMd7tSRqN6Q/s400/Foy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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Man United lost to Mancity , Chelsea with a chance to climb above them in the league with a win over QPR . Two Chelsea players were sent off controversially in that match . QPR was given a Controversial penalty . Petr Cech was the only Chelsea player left in the feild without a card .9 men Chelsea lost to QPR 1-0. <br />
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Scenerio 2 - 11th December 2011<br />
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Tottenham with a chance to close the gap between Man United to 2 points with a game in hand . A Tottenham goal which was atleast 1 yard onside was ruled out offside. Younus Kaboul Sent off ( god knows why ) . A shot on target was kept out by a Stokes defender using his hand ( I repeat Using his Hand ) .<br />
No Red Card No Penalty . Eventually Tottenham Lost the match 1-2 . THE REFEREE WAS CHRIS FOY.<br />
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Scenerio 3 - 8th January 2012<br />
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Manchester city v/s Man United FA cup match . Man United after a back to back loss . A must win situation for For Sir Alex . Man city begin the match brilliantly . United scored against the flow of the game . Mancity Captain Vincent Kompany was sent off for a two footed tackle on Nani . Replays showed that Kompany got the tackle fair and square . Man United took advantage of that extra men scored 3 . But City was never ready to give up . They fought back with remaining ten men and clawed two goals. In the end A man city shot hits Phil Jones hand inside the penalty box . Replays showed it was a penalty but the referee waved his hand .<br />
Man United won it 3-2 . THE REFEREE WAS CHRIS FOY.<br />
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Through out this season CHRIS FOY was there at red devils help whenever its needed . Either directly or Indirectly . Well what to Say your new signing rocks Sir alex . There should be a statue of Foy outside Old Tarfford stadium .<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">MAN UNITED's STAR PERFORMER IN THE MATCH WAS OLDER THAN GIGGS . </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">HIS NAME IS CHRIS FOY</span><br />
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My Mom always Say " Bad Kompany spoils the show "<br />
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THAT 1-6 BRAGGING LASTED ONLY 2-3 MONTHS </span><div><br />
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