Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Alex and AVB continental coaching

Alex Ferguson Is Curious How AVB Reached The Quadraple Last

Year, So He Decides On A Visit To London To See How AVB Coaches His Team.
after A Day He Is Not ReallyImpressed By The Training Practices,
So He Asks AVB How He Gets HisPlayers So Sharp. 'well It Is Simple. I
Sometimes Ask My Players A DifficultQuestion, And That Way They Stay
Really Sharp Mentally'. Of Course .Fergie Wants An Example, So
AVB Asks Lampard To ComeOver To The Touchline.
AVB Asks: 'Frank, He Is Not Your Brother, But Still He Is Your Father's
Son. Who Is He?'
'that Is Not Difficult', Frank Answers Immediately, 'of Course That Is Me'.
'you See? That's The Way You Keep Them Sharp', AVB Says To Fergie.
ferguson, Who Wants To Win The Quadraple Also, Decides To Bring This
Into Manchester United's Practice
The Next Day. He Calls Wayne Rooney Over To The Touchline.
'Wazza, I Have A Question For You',
He Says, 'he Is Not Your Brother, ButStill He Is Your Father's Son, Who Is He?'.
'bleedin' 'ell', Is The Wazza Reply, 'that Is A Tough One To
Answer, Can I Sleep On That One Night, And Why Have You Asked Me This Question?'
fergie Explains It Has To Do With Some Continental Coaching Trick And
Agrees With The One Night Postponement.
so That Night Wazza Decides To Call Sturridge . He Has Played On The
Continent, Maybe He Knows Something About These Continental
Coaching Methods. 'Daniel, Maybe You Know The Answer To This Question,
He Is Not Your Brother, But Still He Is Your Father's Son. Who Is He?'.
'that Is Easy, That Is Me!', Says Daniel Sturridge
so The Next Day Rooney Walks Full Of Confidence To Ferguson. Fergie Asks:
'Wazza, Do You Know The Answer To My Question Now?'. 'yes It Was
Actually Very Easy', He Says, 'it's Daniel Sturridge'.
ferguson Answers: 'no Of Course Not You Fucking Arsehole. It's Frank Lampard .' xD xD


Friday, October 7, 2011

Appology

                                                    Since publishing Premier league results in Blog requires publishing rights from English FA , Results wont be updated again . Sorry fellow bloggers and readers . Stupid FA does it again . :(

Monday, September 19, 2011

Premier League results - Game week 5


Blackburn  4 - 3 Arsenal

  AstonVilla 1 - 1 Newcastle

Bolton 1 - 2 Norwich

Everton 3 - 1 Wigan

Swansea 3 - 0 Westbrom

Wolves 0 - 3 QPR

Tottenham 4 - 0 Liverpool

Fulham 2 - 2 Man City

Sunderland 4 - 0 Stoke city

Man United 3 - 1 Chelsea 


Player of the Week - Sebastian Larsson 

Friday, September 16, 2011

Chelsea v/s Manchester United - Preview ( Key Stats )

Chelsea and Manchester United has met thirty eight times against each other in EPL (BPL) .Chelsea holds an edge over Man Utd by winning thirteen of those meetings where as Man Utd managed only eleven . 14 times its honors even between these arch rivals. Chelsea scored forty nine goals in the encounter and Man utd not so far netting 47 times .

At matches held at Old trafford (venue for Sunday's match)Man united won 7 out of nineteen where as Chelsea got only five wins . 7 matches ended up in a draw. Chelsea got 22 points from oldtrafford a record which is not bettered by any other team.

Manchester united has not a lost a match at old trafford since april 3rd 2010 . And has dropped only 2 points in the league from matches at oldtrafford  since that day ( A 2-2 draw to west brom ). Their final defeat at old trafford came against none another than Chelsea .

So far the situation is heating up for one of the most expected matches of the year . And vote for the team which you think will be the winner .




Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Premier League results - Game week 4

ArsenalArsenal1 - 0SwanseaSwansea
EvertonEverton2 - 2Aston VillaAston Villa
Man CityMan City3 - 0WiganWigan
Stoke CityStoke City1 - 0LiverpoolLiverpool
SunderlandSunderland1 - 2ChelseaChelsea
WolvesWolves0 - 2TottenhamTottenham
BoltonBolton0 - 5Man UtdMan Utd
NorwichNorwich0 - 1West BromWest Brom
FulhamFulham1 - 1BlackburnBlackburn
QPRQPR0 - 0NewcastleNewcastle  







Player of the week - Wayne rooney














Sunday, August 28, 2011

Premier League results - Game week 3


Aston VillaAston Villa 0 - 0WolvesWolves
WiganWigan2 - 0QPRQPR
BlackburnBlackburn0 - 1EvertonEverton
ChelseaChelsea3 - 1NorwichNorwich
SwanseaSwansea0 - 0SunderlandSunderland
LiverpoolLiverpool3 - 1BoltonBolton
NewcastleNewcastle2 - 1FulhamFulham
TottenhamTottenham1 - 5Man CityMan City
West BromWest Brom0 - 1Stoke CityStoke City
Man UtdMan Utd8 - 2ArsenalArsenal


Player of the week - Edin Dzeko 

Monday, August 22, 2011

Premier League Results - Game week 2



  (53')  Anelka                    Long  (4')  
  (83')  Malouda 

                                  Ramsey  (78')  
                                        Suárez  (90')    


  (39')  Klasnic                                               Silva  (26')  
    (63') Davies                                               Barry  (37')  
                                                                           Dzeko  (47')




                                          Ryan Taylor  (62')    



  (42') Doyle
  (45') Jarvis


  (37')  De Laet                                  Jones  (90')   

  (12') Agbonlahor                   Pedersen  (52')  
  (25')  Heskey
  (67')  Bent  


Everton 0 - 1  QPR
                               Smith  (31')   

  (61') Welbeck
  (76') Anderson
  (87') Rooney  


Player of the week : Wayne Rooney