Football Jokes ~ Part 4 (ManUnited loss to Newcastle edition 3-0)

What a Magic Goal was that . Take a bow son take a bow

1. Evra: "We lost because Newcastle is a racist club!! The entire team and supporters wore BLACK jersey which offended and distracted us. "

2. BA BA black sheep have u any goal?
Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full.
one for Demba Ba, one for Cabaye,
one for Phiiil Jones in his own goal

3.  Even Webb Was unable to Save United 
4.  Webb Was By Far d best Performer of Man Utd today . Saved a penalty , Awarded a Freekick for Manutd ( foul by Ferdinand ) And allowed Giggs to stay in the pitch after a Career threatening Foul . No Can replace The Legend 

5.  Coleen is a Slapper, 
she wears a wonder bra, 
and when she's shaggin Rooney, 
she thinks of Demba Ba !!!

6.  In the wake of Manchester United's embarrassing defeat to Newcastle, Sir Alex Ferguson Slammed one of his main players who underperformed on the night. "I'm very disappointed in your performance, you missed several easy opportunities for us to score and we were punished." 

"I'm sorry, it won't happen again", replied Howard Webb