Showing posts with label anti manchester United jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anti manchester United jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Dropping Webb Turned disastrous claims Ferguson

United Missed Their 12th man Badly last night

Sir Alex Ferguson has blamed his side’s humiliating defeat against Man City on the Premier League’s inability to field a referee who is a Man Utd fan.

Ferguson highlighted the absence of their talismanic decision maker, Howard Webb as a key factor in the outcome of the game. . Howard Webb would have gave us 2 penalties in similar cases (pointing out what Webb has done to the team in the Past against Chelsea ,Tottenham and Liverpool) .

The Referee was completely unbiased . How can he do like that . Any Referee would gave a red card to Kompany for that theatrical dive by Wayne Rooney . ( Lee Mason Against QPR ) . They were dominating possession at times why didn't he blow the whistle and award a freekick to Man United . Marriner was totally out of his mind . There were times when they made us look stupid and yet the referee’s done nothing to protect us.

The Goal should be Disallowed

                                 Sir Alex claims that the goal should be disallowed . He said that De gea is only twenty and how could someone head the ball that quick to my poor boy., Totally rapacious actions by the Man City player there . The Man City player should be send of for that . Its an absolute Disgrace . He claims that Yaya toure was too strong for his Midfielders . How could Mancini field a player of that strength in his Midfield . The result is really Unfair On us .

I tried a De Matteo And Failed
                        Sir Alex agreed his tactical failure on his match against Man City . I tried to park the bus (just like Chelsea did against Barcelona)  but then realized that Carrick is no Ramires and Rooney is no Drogba . Most Importantly De Gea is No Cech ! .

Fans View
“It doesn’t make any sense not to include Webbo.He could have turned it around for Man united " A hardcore man United supporter said this after the match . He was watching the match on TV at Pune India and was surprised by the exclusion of Howard Webb from the tie .



Tuesday, February 28, 2012

English FA Introduced new rules for Man Utd Matches - JOKE

FA - Ferguson Association 

# Rule 1 - Any contact with Man Utd players inside the box is a penalty

# Rule 2 - Any Player who scores against man Utd will be banned for 3 matches since it cause psychological abuse to Man Utd Captain Patrice Evra

# Rule 3 - Chelsea and Newcastle should change the color of their kits since black color will cause Man Utd players a distraction  

# Rule 4 - Opponents players will get a yellow card for penalty appeals against Man Utd .

# Rule 5 - Man Utd players can Handle the ball . 

# Rule 6 - Man Utd Goalkeepers can touch the ball with their hand anywhere on the field (Irrespective of Inside or outside the box)

# Rule 7 - Howard Webb be the referee for all Man Utd Matches

# Rule 8 - Players have to request Man Utd players for giving the ball . Any Tackle or Push on Man Utd players will result in straight red

# Rule 9 - Blackburn should change their name to stay in the league . The word black in their is causing a distraction to United players

# Rule 10 - Any player dribbling past Evra will be accused for racist allegations !!

" Any Team still managing to beat Man utd will be relegated since everyone know its impossible to beat Man Utd without cheating  & yeah additional 35 points will be awarded to Man Utd every season becoz of their fair play  "