Saturday, April 23, 2011

My Name is Zaam


A story I wrote for NJF ( A facebook group )
Picture crtsy - Geena Sharaf

Movie - My Name is Zaam

Director - Binan

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An oldman logs into his facebook profile

ID : kattakoothara@gmail.com

Password : ***********

He is unable to do anything in facebook cuz he is getting notifications

frequently from a facebook group. The group was NJF .

he decided to visit that group.


" Hooi hooi =) " he saw a post like this in there .

The old : " Are u Aneesha "

The commenter : " No i am her daughter :-o"


" I quit " another post .

The old : " U have to be the relative of Rajeesh "

The poster :" Rajeesh is my Uncle :-o "


suddenly the oldman found that group became silent ... no one is posting

After a while he found a guy posting

The old : " why no one is posting "

The guy : " My favorite directors movie Muslim brothers part 97 is gonna be released in

a short while thats why every one left this place "

the old man : " So you must be George fabian's son is the director from Vilamattam family "

the guy : "How do you know that "

The old : " I know everything your dad George was the only fan of Wilson in this group.

so u have to be his son ( Vithu gunam pathu Gunam )."


" I am new here " a wall post appears

George son : " Hi fake "

The fake : " I am not a fake x-( "

the old man : " Fake ..Is your mums name gauri . she used to do this in NJF "

The fake : " hey oldman how do you know our parents "

The old : " Your parents and I were used to be active in this group. everything is the same.

expect the peoples hsve been replaced by thier children "

George son : " So who are you "

The OLD MAN : " MY NAME IS ZAAM AND I AM THE NJF CREATOR B-)"



a girl : " FUCK you Zaam "

Zaam : " what is your problem child "

the girl ; "My mum met my dad in FB . They fall in love . He used her and left .I was born .

all i know abt my dad is his name .... ie . Zaam "

Zaam : " whats your mums name "

the girl : " her name is Neethu TK "

Zaam : " so you are my child . :O sivane escape :P"

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THE END

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