Lampard Or Gerrard - Who is better ?

This is one of the toughest of questions one would ever come across ( Unless you are A Chelsea or Liverpool fan )  . Without doubt they are one of the greatest players and legends for their respective clubs . Lets take a deep analysis into the statistics of each players .


Premier League stats
Lampard Apps - 518  , Minutes played - 43975 , Goals - 149, Assists - 114  , Minutes / Goal - 297

Gerrard Apps - 375 , Minutes played - 30898 , Goals - 87, Assists - 41  , Minutes / Goal - 355

In premier League Lampard definitely holds an edge over Gerrard  having scored more goals and 3 times more assists !

Advantage - Lampard

FA CUP & Carling Cup + Community Shield

Lampard Apps - 57  , Minutes played - 4550 , Goals -  32 , Assists - 16 , Minutes / Goal - 142

Gerrard    Apps - 26  , Minutes played - 1726 , Goals -  11 , Assists - 8 , Minutes / Goal -  156

Lampard has played almost twice matches than Gerrard but has three times more goals and wo times more assists than Gerrard

Advantage - Lampard

Continental Competitions ( UCL & Europa )Lampard Apps - 84  , Minutes played - 7101 , Goals -  21 , Assists -24 , Minutes / Goal - 338

Gerrard    Apps - 86  , Minutes played - 7227 , Goals - 25  , Assists - 15 , Minutes / Goal -  290

Gerrard has an Edge over Lampard in Continental matches but you must look on the fact that Lampard hasn't played in Europa but Gerrard has played 18 Europa league matches

Advantage - Gerrard 
Big Match Player
Gerrard is often known as big match player among these two now take a look at their statistics on high prolific opponents

Opponent 1 - Manchester United

Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 5
Gerrard  - Apps - 27 Goals - 5 , Assists - 3

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 2 - Arsenal
Lampard - Apps - 34 Goals - 3 ,Assists - 7
Gerrard  - Apps - 25 Goals - 5 , Assists - 4

Advantage - Gerrard 
Opponent 3 - Liverpool or Chelsea 


Lampard - Apps - 42 Goals - 8 ,Assists - 6
Gerrard  - Apps - 31 Goals - 1 , Assists - 3

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 4 - Manchester CityLampard - Apps - 19 Goals - 7 ,Assists - 4
Gerrard  - Apps - 21 Goals - 5 , Assists - 2

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 5 - TottenhamLampard - Apps - 31 Goals -  9 ,Assists - 4
Gerrard  - Apps - 17 Goals - 2 , Assists - 2

Advantage - Lampard 

Opponent 6 - Barcelona , ACMilan , Bayern Munich , Real Madrid ,IntermilanLampard - Apps - 12 Goals - 6 ,Assists - 2
Gerrard  - Apps - 13 Goals - 4 , Assists - 0

Advantage - Lampard 

OverallLampard -   Goals - 40  ,Assists - 28
Gerrard  -  Goals - 22 , Assists - 14

Advantage - Lampard 

Even In big matches Lampard holds an advantage over So called big match player Gerrard !

You can argue as much as you want but its still a fact and stats prove that

 Lampard is better Than Gerrard  

Funny Fan Chants

# 1.  I can't win, I can't reign

I will never win this game
Without you, without you
I am lost, I am vain,
I will never be the same
Without you, without you.. Howard Webb
( Opponents fans singing at Man United fans with Howard Webb As Referee )


# 2 .  We r not racist we just hate manc..By liverpool..and in reply ..
You are scousers you only hate work..by city fans...( chanted during league cup semi final.. )


# 3 .   He's big he's red his feet stick out the bed he's Peter Crouch
             (when peter crouch was at liverpool )

#4.   "I wanna go home, I wanna go hooommmmmmeeee, its fucking freezing, I wanna go home 
    ( Man city fans singing  after 5 min of injury time during a match in winter )


# 5.   Stand up if you've paid your taxes 
( Stoke fans singing at Harry Redknap )


# 6.  He's bald, he's red, he sleeps in Fergies bed. Howard Webb, Howard Webb!!( Chelsea fans singing after 3-3 draw against United ) 

Which one is your favorite ? 

Andy Carroll Jokes (Part 2)

35 Million _ What a Joke 

#  Rumour has it that Andy Carroll’s girlfriend locked him out of their home last night. She painted a goal over the door & he couldn’t get in.

#   Kenny to Officer: ”I need you to arrest Andy Carroll, he’s useless!”
“On what grounds?”
-”All of them!”

#   Andy Carroll’s Text to Fernando Torres after the Chelsea-Aston Villa  game (Leaked):
”I thought we were friends.” :-(

#  The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.

#  Liverpool have offered to sell Andy Carroll back to NewcastleUtd for free. Newcastle have reported Liverpool for threatening behaviour.

# Andy Carroll has turned down being the new face of L’Oreal hair products as everyone burst into fits of laughter everytime he uttered the words “Because I’m Worth It!”

#  Reports indicate Muamba can breathe unassisted, recognise people and regained control of his limbs. Liverpool have offered a swap deal for Andy Carroll. 

Best of the best 

" I intended to walk in to the bench ( Andy Carroll defends himself after walking out through the tunnel ) " 

Why Manchester United Fans are the most Hated ones in the world

Typical Arguments by Manchester United Fans ! 

# David Luiz is a shit Defender 

 That's why Barcelona is offering 35 Million for him . If you call Luiz shit what will you Call Evans , Evra and Ferdinand 

# John Terry Sleeps with his team mates wife so he is not a Legend .

What about Ryan giggs you morons . 

# Ferdinand is Better Than John Terry .

 Bitch Please Terry has been selected as UEFA defender of the year 3 times which isn't bettered by None 

# Suarez hasn't shaked hands with Evra he should be sold 

What about those United players who refused to shake hands with Viera in the past . 

# Suarez is a Diver 

Rooney has been booked 4 times for diving , Nani has been booked 6 times , Chicharito has been booked 4 times & Suarez has been booked ...never ..and ya its a true fact . 

# Balotelli has been extremely disrespectful 

If Evra can celebrate Infront of Suarez why can't Balotelli 

# Cristiano Ronaldo Better than Messi 

Bitch Please !!!!!!!!!!!!! 

# Arsenal FC = RVP FC 

If Arsenal is one man team what about Man United . Take a look at Rooney and his goals and talk you bitches .

And finally when they are out of answers 

 # "Haters hate !! ur hate makes us stronger !! " #

For united fans information we dont care if u have more trophies than others or if u took take shit in the morning.first learn to respect other teams !!Even ur united team would be embarrassed if they know that idiots like u support their team !! 
"Give respect and take respect "!!

Apple products - Football Jokes !!

Apple announce varieties of new Tablets 

 Fernando Torres tablet - iMissed

Abramovich Tablet - iSacked

Mario Balotelli Tablet - iMad

Joey Barton Tablet - iBad 

Patrice Evra Tablet - iCunt 

Luiz Suarez Tablet - iDive

John Terry Tablet - iSlip

Andre Villas Boas Tablet - iCircus 

Van Persie Tablet - iScore 

Steve Kean Tablet - iStay 

PS : David De Gea Tablet - iCatch has been removed from market since it doesn't catch anything . 

English FA Introduced new rules for Man Utd Matches - JOKE

FA - Ferguson Association 

# Rule 1 - Any contact with Man Utd players inside the box is a penalty

# Rule 2 - Any Player who scores against man Utd will be banned for 3 matches since it cause psychological abuse to Man Utd Captain Patrice Evra

# Rule 3 - Chelsea and Newcastle should change the color of their kits since black color will cause Man Utd players a distraction  

# Rule 4 - Opponents players will get a yellow card for penalty appeals against Man Utd .

# Rule 5 - Man Utd players can Handle the ball . 

# Rule 6 - Man Utd Goalkeepers can touch the ball with their hand anywhere on the field (Irrespective of Inside or outside the box)

# Rule 7 - Howard Webb be the referee for all Man Utd Matches

# Rule 8 - Players have to request Man Utd players for giving the ball . Any Tackle or Push on Man Utd players will result in straight red

# Rule 9 - Blackburn should change their name to stay in the league . The word black in their is causing a distraction to United players

# Rule 10 - Any player dribbling past Evra will be accused for racist allegations !!

" Any Team still managing to beat Man utd will be relegated since everyone know its impossible to beat Man Utd without cheating  & yeah additional 35 points will be awarded to Man Utd every season becoz of their fair play  " 

Movies that describe footballers - Joke

 The Devils Reject- Andy Carroll & Fernando Torres

                                           
1. The Devils Reject- Andy Carroll & Fernando Torres

2. A Beautiful Mind- Arsene Wenger

3. Ice Age 3: Return of The Dinosaurs- Stoke City FC

4. Bride Wars- Suarez & Evra

5. The Terminator- Thomas Vermaelen

6. Diving With Sharks- Sergio Busquets

7. Planet of The Apes- Gareth Bale

8. The Specialist- Dennis Bergkamp

9. Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King- Thierry Henry & Scholes

10. Slum dog Millionaire- Samir Nasri

11. Catch Me If You Can- Theo Walcott

12.Scarface- Carlos Tevez & Frank Ribery

13. My Boss' Daughter- Sergio Aguero

14. Top Gun- RVP

15. Stuart Little- Andre Arshavin

16. Chamber of Secrets- Alex Oxlade Chamberlain

17. Shrek - Rooney