1 . What will MANU fans do after defeating Barca ? What will Chelsea Fans do after winning CL ? What will liverpool fans do after winning the BPL ?
Ans : Switch of their Playstation .
2 . What will we say for Complaint box in Spanish ?
Ans : Jose Mourinho
3 . The award thoroughly deservedby Pep Gaurdiola which he has not won yet ?
ans : Oscar award for the best director (for teaching his players for acting injured so naturally )
4. Fifa 12 achievement - Stay on feet with Sergio Basquets
5. Fifa 12 Achievement - Score a goal with Torress
6. Fifa 12 Achievement - Defend four goals with Arsenal
7 . Fifa 12 Achievement - Win against Blackpool with Liverpool
8. Fifa 12 Achievement - Win against Barca with ManU
9. Fifa 12 Achievement - Get a silverware with Arsenal
10. Fifa 12 Achievement - Score a goal with Heskey
11. Fifa 12 Achievement - Stop scoring own goals with pantsil
12. IN a match between Real Madrid and Barca Cristiano ronaldo prays "God pls help us to win this match "
God replies "Clash of interests mate I play for barca wearing no 10 . "
Cristiano looks for Barca number 10 and found it was Messi ;)
13. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
14. British media has reported dat osama bin laden had been hiding in arsenal's trophy room
in defence arsene wenger came out furious and denied dat their exist any such ROOM .
15. Q:Why did the Spurs players fail in Science?
A: 'coz they didn't get a single point to write about even after searching for decades.
16. My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything
17. What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
18. Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer.
19. Wayne Rooney is set to miss Saturday's game with an injury so Alex Ferguson will be forced to stick with Berbatov and Webb up front.
20. Man United fans watch Man United TVChelsea fans watch Chelsea TV
Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV
But why do Liverpool fans watch the History Channel?
Most of these jokes are form chelseanetwork.com , Espnstar.com, FMscout ....... stay tuned for more Thank U