Sunday, January 8, 2012

Football Jokes ~ Part 5 (Mancity v Man United FACUP edition)



Manchester United's club shop has just released its sales figures which indicate that 'Chris Foy' is now the most requested name on the back of their replica shirts . He replaced Howard Webb from his perch who has been holding this record since 2003


MAN UNITED's STAR PERFORMER IN THE MATCH WAS OLDER THAN GIGGS .  HIS NAME IS CHRIS FOY


The awkward moment when Paul Scholes comes out of retirement and gifting the ball to opponent resulting in scoring 


ALEX FERGUSON : THERE WILL BE NO JANUARY BUYING
MANCINI : WHAT ABOUT CHRIS FOY YOU IDIOT


My Mom always Say " Bad Kompany spoils the show "


THAT 1-6 BRAGGING LASTED ONLY 2-3 MONTHS 




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