1. A police man found a guy climbing the walls of old trafford . . He caught him and send him back o watch the whole match .
( After man United (1-6 )defeat to mancity )
2. Hello AVB what's the MATA ? you guys look TERRYfived
( After 5-3 defeat of Chelsea against arsenal )
3. I really 8 2 be an arsenal fan now
(after 8-2 defeat of arsenal against man utd )
4. Dad - Man United knocked out by Barcelona again
Son - its Basel !
(after man United exit at UCL )
5 . WE lost bcoz The name BLACKburn offended and distracted us . The whole team is a racist - Evra
(after man Uniteds defeat against blackburn )
6. My Computer has David De Gea virus . It doesn't save anything
7. Who needs a theater of dreams when we have a crystal palace !
(after United's defeat against Crystal palace )