Monday, April 2, 2012

Andy Carroll Jokes (Part 2)

35 Million _ What a Joke 

Rumour has it that Andy Carroll’s girlfriend locked him out of their home last night. She painted a goal over the door & he couldn’t get in.

 Kenny to Officer: ”I need you to arrest Andy Carroll, he’s useless!”
“On what grounds?”
-”All of them!”

 Andy Carroll’s Text to Fernando Torres after the Chelsea-Aston Villa  game (Leaked):
”I thought 
we were friends.” :-(

 The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.

 Liverpool have offered to sell Andy Carroll back to NewcastleUtd for free. Newcastle have reported Liverpool for threatening behaviour.

Andy Carroll has turned down being the new face of L’Oreal hair products as everyone burst into fits of laughter everytime he uttered the words “Because I’m Worth It!”

 Reports indicate Muamba can breathe unassisted, recognise people and regained control of his limbs. Liverpool have offered a swap deal for Andy Carroll. 

Best of the best 

" I intended to walk in to the bench ( Andy Carroll defends himself after walking out through the tunnel ) " 


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