Friday, January 27, 2012

A Competition - Manchester United Fans Joke

Default Champions since 1992 


DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?


If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER UNITED


Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.
* YOU COULD WIN *


FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, 'S' registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).


SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design Manchester United shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.


THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of Manchester United programmes from the games that you have attended. Both will be sent in the same envelope.
Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )


I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: ...................................................................... ......................................................................
Name: ...........................
Address: ........................ ........................ ........................
Age:....... Mental Age:.......
As this page is about Manchester United and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

PS : I found it another page . I didn't own anything . Just sharing it with my readers  

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