Tuesday, February 28, 2012

English FA Introduced new rules for Man Utd Matches - JOKE

FA - Ferguson Association 

# Rule 1 - Any contact with Man Utd players inside the box is a penalty

# Rule 2 - Any Player who scores against man Utd will be banned for 3 matches since it cause psychological abuse to Man Utd Captain Patrice Evra

# Rule 3 - Chelsea and Newcastle should change the color of their kits since black color will cause Man Utd players a distraction  

# Rule 4 - Opponents players will get a yellow card for penalty appeals against Man Utd .

# Rule 5 - Man Utd players can Handle the ball . 

# Rule 6 - Man Utd Goalkeepers can touch the ball with their hand anywhere on the field (Irrespective of Inside or outside the box)

# Rule 7 - Howard Webb be the referee for all Man Utd Matches

# Rule 8 - Players have to request Man Utd players for giving the ball . Any Tackle or Push on Man Utd players will result in straight red

# Rule 9 - Blackburn should change their name to stay in the league . The word black in their is causing a distraction to United players

# Rule 10 - Any player dribbling past Evra will be accused for racist allegations !!

" Any Team still managing to beat Man utd will be relegated since everyone know its impossible to beat Man Utd without cheating  & yeah additional 35 points will be awarded to Man Utd every season becoz of their fair play  " 


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